The Shop

Breed your own. Then take it home.

Cross two strains right here and see what you'd get — then reserve seeds of your favorites, grab the inputs we grow with, and rep the monster. Single-source genetics, documented from one mother plant to your mailbox.

🧬 Breed-your-own bench Tap or drag two plants into the bench → see the cross.
Parent A
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Parent B
Genetics library · drag up ↑ or tap
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Seeds & clones First dibs on small-batch drops from our genetics program — feminized seeds and rooted clones of proven keepers.
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Grow products The inputs we grow with — Lava Soil, RootSpark, HatchLab and more. The same tools behind our R&D.
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Merch Rep the monster. Tees, hats and more in the slime-and-violet look.
Coming soon

The Shop is opening soon — seeds, products and merch ship right here. Pre-order now to lock the first run; the bench above is an interactive demo with sample genetics.

Apparel · pre-order
Medi Monster navy logo tee
Logo Tee — Navy Embroidered monster · left chest
$34.99 Pre-order
Medi Monster navy pocket tee
Pocket Tee — Navy Jerzees Heavyweight Blend · logo + left pocket
$39.99 Pre-order
Medi Monster navy pullover hoodie
Pullover Hoodie — Navy Heavyweight fleece · front + back print
$64.99 Pre-order
Medi Monster black mesh trucker hat
Mesh Trucker — Black Black mesh trucker · embroidered front logo
$24.99 Pre-order
Gear · pre-order
Medi Monster black skate deck
Skate Deck — Black 7-ply maple · 8.0" deck
$59.99 Pre-order
Medi Monster holographic sticker pack
Holographic Sticker Pack 7 holographic die-cut stickers
$14.99 Pre-order
Medi Monster 3.5 inch titanium grinder
Titanium Grinder — 3.5" 3-tier grade-5 titanium · pollen screen
$89.99 Pre-order
Grow products · pre-order
Medi Monster Lava Soil
Lava SoilLiving soil cultivation mix · 1.5 cu ft
1.5 cu ftPre-order
Medi Monster SmoothFinish Complete
SmoothFinish CompleteAll-in-one finisher — RootSpark + bark + Terp Pixie Dust · 1 lb
Medi Monster SmoothFinish
SmoothFinish21–30 day finishing solution · 1 lb
Medi Monster Terp Pixie Dust
Terp Pixie DustMicrobial & trichome support · 3 oz
Medi Monster RootSpark
RootSparkMicrobial & mycorrhizal root enhancer · 8 oz
Medi Monster SmoothFinish for Hydroponics
SmoothFinish — Hydroponics21–30 day finishing solution · 32 fl oz
32 fl ozPre-order
Medi Monster SmoothFinish Tips
SmoothFinish TipsCeramic + activated-charcoal filter tips · 50/box
50 / boxPre-order
Medi Monster Lava Plugs
Lava PlugsDehydrated soil plugs with RootSpark™ · 100 pack
$24.99Pre-order
Grow gear · pre-order
Medi Monster 5 gallon tall fabric pot
5-Gallon Tall Fabric Pot300g breathable fabric · LST holes around hem
$12.99Pre-order
Medi Monster irrigation system
Irrigation SystemDrip kit · timer, filter, manifold, 50 ft, 100 emitters
$129.99Pre-order
Medi Monster skinny shears
Skinny ShearsJapanese steel · 6.0" precision trim shears
$24.99Pre-order
Medi Monster pruning snips
Pruning SnipsJapanese steel · spring-loaded pruners
$27.99Pre-order
Medi Monster measuring scoop
Measuring ScoopStainless · 5 ml / 1 tsp · 6" handle
$11.99Pre-order